4 bedroom house for sale

OK...4 Bedrooms, Single Story Home, 3 Car Garage, Gigantic Backyard and A Pebble Tech Self Cleaning POOL? WHAT? Covered Patio, Custom Built-in Barbeque with New Top of the Line Grill, 2 New Sliding Glass Doors, New Windows, 4-Hole Putting Green, TOTALLY Secluded Backyard! Can I Say... PERFECT ?! Wait till you see the inside... Recently Upgraded and Sophisticated, Beautiful Custom 8 Entry Door, 20 Designer Slate Tile Floors, All Newer Stainless Steel Appliances, Refrigerator, Stove, Microwave, Dishwasher, HVAC Furnace, Lots of upgraded Light Fixtures, Stone Veneer Fireplace, 4 Poly Plantation Shutters, Paint, Toilets, Pool Pump, REMODELED Primary Suite, Carpet, Tiles! LOCATION, LOCATION, LOCATION, That's The BEST PART... A Great Neighborhood Nestled up near All Freeways in the Ever Growing, Ultra Popular, Super-Chic Fabulous Southwest Las Vegas!! WOW! Tuttudah, NO HOA! That's right, NO HOA! See Me Now!! Be Serious and Bring Your Check Book! I Cant Wait to meet you! Love, YOUR NEW HOME :)