Studio apartment for rent

Who is this guy?

Hey there my lovely internet denizen. I'm Alex. I come from the far off planet known as Miami. Through an interesting set of life circumstances, I've found myself in the position where I help people find apartments to live in. What an odd life choice! Anyways, it turns out it's pretty fun. It also turns out I'm pretty good at it. It also turns out I'm super free to work with. So.give me a call?

So you've just become President! That's cool. Nobody saw that coming. Little does anybody know you got a little help from the Canadians (since they really wanted you to win). But so what? A little collusion never hurt anyone! Anyways, now that you're President of the local City Council, everything is awesome.

To reward yourself, you've decided to re-direct some of the allocated funds that were supposed to go to that stupid christmas party to pay for your own luxury Houston apartment! Corruption Shmarruption! How else are you going to do your immensely valuable Presidential work without those ceramic tile floors, of quartz countertops, or luxury pool? Exactly right! So come check out your new home.

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Apartment Amenities

Keyless Entry System

Hardwood Floors

Stained Concrete Floors

Granite Countertops

Gas Stoves

Stainless Steel Appliances

Glass Backsplash

Wine Refrigerators

Brushed Nickel Finishes

Ceiling Fans in all Bedrooms and Living Rooms

Balconies

Store Front Windows

Walk In Closets with Wood Shelving

Separate Standing Showers

Rain Showerheads

Framed Bathroom Mirrors

Washers and Dryers

USB Charging Ports

Bluetooth Surround Systems

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Community Amenities

Guest Parking

Resident Lounge

Separate Cardio and Free Weight Fitness Centers

Resort Style Relaxation Pool with Grilling Stations

OpenAir Outdoor Living Room

Cyber Café

Conference Room

USB Charging Ports

Electric Vehicle Charging Stations

Urban Pet Park

Pet Grooming Center

Keyless Entry System

Reserved Parking Available

Bike Storage Area

Gourmet Coffee Bar

Package Acceptance

Valet Dry Cleaning

Complimentary WiFi in Amenity Areas

Print, Fax, and Scanning Ability

Guest Suite

Recycling

Freight Elevator and Loading Dock

Apartment Butler Concierge Services

4-Hour Emergency Maintenance